Critic Cal

I'm normally asleep when the year begins, and up and about before the rest of the world has quite recovered from revelling... NEW YEAR'S DAY   At 6am on New Year's Day While next door's lengthy Hogmanay Was resolutely still in play I wearily arose. My brain was buzzing, anyway, Too much to much doze.  I dressed, and found an old cagoule (Remembering the forecast squall) And stuffed it — an ungainly ball — In my fleece pocket. Then crept down to the downstairs hall And made my exit.  The streets were dark; it felt like night The more so for the frequent sight Of homeward-headed revellers, tight And waxing verbal. One stopped, and asked me for a light For something ‘herbal’…  I drew the odd uncivil jest From trendy cliques in party best Who were distinctly unimpressed By my appearance; I scowled, and scorned “such shallowness " With silent vehemence.  Towards the centre of the town Were several nightclubs of renown Where peop...

The 'real' Saint Nicholas was a 4th century Bishop of Myra associated with many miraculous events of varying historical attestability. My favourite of these for sheer exuberant oddness has to be the one about the three young boys, murdered by a butcher during a time of famine, chopped up ( chopped up! ) and pickled in brine for seven years ( seven years! ) before being miraculously restored in answer to the bishop's intercessory prayers. A  16th century French song  on the St. Nicholas Centre  website tells the tale in the good old bluntly gruesome way of good old-fashioned folk rhyme. Meanwhile our modern songs have tragically watered down the contemporary hybrid Santa character beyond recognition, blandly censoring all of the most interesting bits of his biography. Well! I for one won't stand for it a moment longer ...            HITHER COMETH SAINT NICHOLAS OF MYRA       ...

In which I manage to say about Christmas a lot of the stuff that I most want to say about Christmas... MORNING It was dark before the dawn; the night Reached back as far as memory, made a myth Of day, a wish-fulfilment dream of light, And shadows, all, of kin and ken and kith. We went on shadow foot, each step more slow; We climbed the hill and turned, and strained our eyes To see the shadow valley sunk below The creeping pallor of the blank slate skies. No chirping chorus prophesied the break Of morning; all those brooding mutterers Were silenced by the cold. But in the wake Of wind, the fallen leaves made susurrus Of something sought, and fled, and close at hand, That darkness cannot overcome, nor understand.   Carolyn Whitnall, December 2013. NOTES Isaiah 8-9 "And when they say to you, “Inquire of the mediums and the necromancers who chirp and mutter,” should not a people inquire of their God? Should they inquire of ...

I've been writing sporadically about my dawning realisation that patriarchy really is a thing and that we need to be intentional about resisting it. But there's a word I've been avoiding, a label that I duck away from like a conference-goer trying to dodge the smiley person with a roll of stickers: Feminist. So ... am I? Do I need/want that sticker? I know I didn't used to be. I used to be, I'm sad to say, the archetype of an  internalised misogynist . Women were tiresome; inequality hardly surprising given our inferiority; feminism just one big petulant fuss. I've written elsewhere about my  serious re-think . Still got a lot to learn, of course (a  lot ). But I have very much come to recognise the strikingly sexist nature of human-on-human oppression. And I feel a growing burden to find ways to actively oppose that (starting with myself!) That certainly  sounds  like what it means to be a feminist ... at least, as I understand it. I have some reser...

On a bad day on the inside of my head, of which there were many, my arms were the arms of a gorilla. On better days, they were the arms of a man. On no day at all did they pass as the arms of a female teenager, or indeed a female anything. Except maybe a female gorilla. This was just one of the many many points on which I failed to meet the spec. I was desperate to bring myself up to it somehow ... but how? Not a clue. I'd picked up some hints about things  not  to do. For example, attacking the excesses with razors precipitated an increase of future excesses. So ... what exactly? If anyone of my acquaintance was an expert on the subject, they kept that shameful fact appropriately quiet – but, even if I'd known whom to approach, I doubt it would ever have occurred to me that such a drastic measure as asking was a legitimate option. So I just dragged my gorilla arms around with me, one on each side. And, along with them, the weighty consciousness of them. They (and ...

A thing that I made for  Sophia Network's Poetry Month  ...                  JARRING                  ...that the excellency of the power may be of God, and not of us.                 She was always giving him lip                 these days; she used                 to hold her peace, at least, he mused.                 He was the pain in her neck that would                 not lift; she’d left   ...

I used to watch a lot of films. We married in a liminal age; a time when people still rented DVDs, but selected them online and had them home-delivered like a very slow and ultimately inedible pizza. As frugal students we made meticulous use of our LoveFilm account, steaming through as many acknowledged must-sees of the cinema world as the speed of Royal Mail allowed. But I got old; fidgety; conscious of the finity of hours and more greedy to create than to consume. I'd like to say that I preserve my sapped appetite for screen time for the cream of the cinema crop. That I ponder over the Watershed program in careful search of a foreign language arthouse opus worthy of my next quarterly big screen pilgrimage. That I attend in solemn state supplied with fine red wine and an elegant Moleskine notebook in which to neatly print my cannily-observed remarks for later contemplation. But the sad truth is that my selection criteria has descended to "whatever's free on Amazon ...