Every Christian in Rightville liked Christmas a lot... But the Liberals, who lived left of Rightville, did NOT! They wanted to swap it for "holiday season"! And Rightvillers knew that they knew the true reason: It wasn't about a desire to be broad; It wasn't to make it so none were ignored; Those Liberals were out to destroy their religion Beginning by banning their bestest tradition! What next? It was surely a slippery slope From “Warm Season’s Greetings!” to loss of all hope. There’d be boys dressed in pink! Girls playing with trucks! And both made to study that “theory” of Chuck’s; While restrooms would sink into free-for-all madness, And teens would know how to use condoms for badness, And most of each hard-work-earned dollar would go Towards helping the lazy die slightly more slow. Now the Trump, in his tower, gazed out on the land Thinking, “How can I make myself EVEN MORE grand?” So he looked down on Rightville, and saw their distress Wit